Fonzie's Got An Army Of Clones.

Sherri of The Claw fame and new header awesomeness has tagged me for a meme. I haven't done a meme in a good long time.

I love me some Sherri, so I'm playing along and answering her eight questions.

1. best news you've heard in a while?

The FDA has recently added a bottle of Pinot Grigio per day to the recommend daily allowance. And since I'm such a health nut, I must comply.

2. first concert you ever saw?

Crap. Can't remember. The not remembering a direct result of the dozens of Grateful Dead and Phish shows I attended and all the extracurricular activities that those shows entail.

But. I think my first live show may have been the Newport Folk Festival with my sister. 1989 Maybe? Luka Bloom and The Indigo Girls performed and we had a fantastic time.

3. who was your teenybopper crush?

Johnny Depp circa 21 Jumpstreet.





















Also my late 30's crush.

















Yum

4. favorite new blogs you'd recommend?

New? Ummmm.

Crap again.

Drollgirl cracks my shit up.

I do look forward to her Hot or Not posts.

5. would you be interested in a bloggy pal meetup, and if so where do you suggest?

Ok. How drunk can I get? 'Cause me and a bunch of people I don't 'know' sounds like notsomuch fun.

A bloggy meet up with only the people over there on my blogroll I think I could handle.

And yes, I'll be drunk.

And I suggest my back yard as a venue, as I'm too lazy to travel.

6. total eclipse of the heart - crank up or change the station?

Crank that shit up!!

I'll be laughing my ass off, as I'll be picturing this while I'm listening:




7. currently reading?

Really?

*blushing*

This is really embarrassing.

So.

I'll only answer if I get answers to one of my eight questions.

Ok?

8. karaoke - yes or no?

Only if I've consumed my recommended daily allowance of Pinot Grigio.

Now.

I'm tagging:

The Mad Woman Behind The Blog

MommaKiss

Ash

Mrs. Bear

The Empress

Dani G

Michelle

Quixotic

Please know, I don't give a shit it you actually participate. However. If you do want to play, here are your eight questions:

1: Desert island time: What kind of chips do you bring?

2: Speaking of chips. Double dip: Yes or No? Come on, nobody is watching.

3: You can only have ONE; your computer or your TV?

4: Cheesecake: Proof that God exists and wants you to be happy, and fat. Yes or no?

5: Farts are always funny. Yes or no?



The answer is yes.

6: Got kids? Watch Disney or Nick? What's your favorite? Don't got kids? You're watching way better TV than I am. You suck.

7: Glee?

8: Really embarassing guilty pleasure. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. And mine is pretty embarassing.

Again, I don't care if anyone plays along.

Either way,

Please do yourself a favor and watch those videos. I'm on my third pair of panties from laughing so fucking hard.