Showing posts with label Very Bad Word Rhymes With MotherFucker.. Show all posts
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Friday, March 9, 2012

Special Needs Ryan Gosling #2

Joining Sunday and Friends, and most importantly Ryan again this week.

There seems to be no end to his kindness, empathy, and most importantly, his hotness.



And then go visit more Special Needs Ryan.  He'd really appreciate it.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Fuck You Friday; Ghost Of Fuck You Past.

*******

Fucking Normal Little Prick,

So, I took a chance at the playground today. I didn't stick close to Owen, ready to explain him to you and your fucking pack of normal friends who were playing in the soccer field. I stayed with Bea and watched her Deaf brother from afar.

I saw the whole thing. When you put your hands on Owen's neck I got up and headed over.

When Owen gave you the shove you fucking deserved, I started walking faster.

And when your grubby little fists started flying into Owen's arms and chest, I tore into the fastest hundred yard dash in flip flops in  Mommy history.

I loved the look on your face when I ran right past crying Owen and straight over to you.

You didn't "Do anything", you whined. Well then, who the fuck is crying?

But he "pushed" you.

Yes he did ass hole, because you had your HANDS ON HIS NECK.

Fuck you for scaring my kid.

Fuck you for making me feel bad for my kid.

Fuck you for making me cry, because just for a little bit, you made me wish my kid was normal. And I don't wish he was normal. I just wish normal kids weren't fucking ignorant douchebags.

I really hope that your Mommy is the spanking sort. Because when you repeat that very bad word you learned from me, she's gonna whoop your fucking ass.