Throw breakfast at kids, instructing Owen to hurry it up as camp bus will be arriving shortly.
Owen informs me that he won't be attending camp.
Flip the Universe the bird.
Pack up towels, suits, swimmy vests, sunblock, snacks and drinks.
Throw kids in car and head to Auntie's pool.
Remind everyone every 13 seconds that while swimming? Owen Can't Hear You.
Buy new car:
Head home via grocery store. Remind children every 13 seconds to;
Stop fighting, pay attention, stop fighting!,don't touch that, stop. fighting. please.,NO you can't buy a DVD, stop it with the fighting already!,NO I'm not buying candy, are you ever going to stop fucking fighting?
Put groceries away. Throw lunch at kids. Do laundry. Clean bathrooms. Vacuum entire house.
Pack for New Hampshire!
Santa's Village: Where Deaf kids get in half price!
Indoor water park where I smash my heel at bottom of stupid slide which gives me a bruised bone and a sexy limp for the rest of the fucking
Relax in hot tub after long vacation day with margarita and light rain falling on face.
Sit in traffic forever on way home. With tired and cranky kids. And tired and cranky Al. And tired and cranky me.
Pick up favorite cousin Ned for sleepover.
Pack suits, towels, swimmy vests, sunblock, snacks, drinks, shovels and buckets and drag kids to pond.
Remind Ned and Bea every 13 seconds that while at pond? Guess what!
Owen. Can't. Fucking. Hear. You.
Go to work where I lose most beloved sweet old lady, and am sad.
Also lose least beloved, not sweet at all old
hag lady. Not much with the sadness.
Come home. Clean house, do laundry.
Pack suits and towels and take kids to swim lesson.
Exhaust self with attempt at interpreting for Owen. Totally suck at it.
Al tends to grill while I ensure children don't set each other on fire.
Chicken wings. Burgers. Corn.
Wrangle kids into bath, jammies, bed.
Clean house. Do laundry.
Cuddle up with laptop and watch every episode of Torchwood.
Fall asleep with glasses on face and Kindle on chest.
Dream of short buses and preschool classes.