Monday, July 18, 2011

Figure It Out



*hint* I'm NOT moving to Alabama.
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  1. AnonymousJuly 18, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    Boy, she sells it though. You can tell she BELIEVES! Wondering why she didn't put all her teeth in first, though, so the People of YouTube would see her at her best. :-/

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  2. Liz MaysJuly 18, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    She needs some work on being on tune, doesn't she? Wow, she was way off on those notes! But she sure loves that song!!!!

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  3. Ren- Lady Of The ArtsJuly 18, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    I can't watch shit like this- I really can't.

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  4. cheatymoonJuly 18, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    I'm with Ren. Just can't watch. Ack.

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  5. ShannonJuly 18, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    The fat lady has sung... meaning it's over???

    Or you're moving to Alabama...

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  6. HeatherJuly 18, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    I really hope this does not mean you're done blogging...... That would be a crime against the internet.

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  7. The Zany HousewifeJuly 18, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    Oh. Dear. God.

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  8. Julia O'CJuly 18, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Are you done blogging? Is that was this means?

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  9. JoyJuly 18, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    you know there is that famous saying "it isn't over til the fat lady sings" well this better NOT be true here!!

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  10. robinJuly 18, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    Uh-oh. I am not liking what I think this means....

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  11. Red ShoesJuly 18, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    I'm really thinking that if she removed that one last tooth... and then maybe turned the volume up really really loud on that music player... and then dimmed the lights...

    Wait... why don't I just turn this fucker off!!

    LMAO!!!!

    It's shiznit like this that causes those of us in Mississississississippi to like them so much... :oD

    ~shoes~

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  12. Dani GJuly 18, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    My eyes!!!
    My ears!!!!

    I only made it about 30 seconds in. I just couldn't handle any more.

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  13. VardaJuly 18, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    I know what this means... spend the rest of the summer with your family. when fall comes around and the kids are back in school, sit down at the computer and come back to us.

    We'll wait for you. We're not going anywhere.

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  14. EvonneJuly 18, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    Now I really need new glasses! With as big as she is, I wonder how she eats with so few teeth?

    I'm thinking this means you're taking a blog break?

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  15. K A B L O O E YJuly 18, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Please may there be an encore. For YOU, not her. I only got about 10 seconds past the "big wheel" hand motion. I get really tense watching people embarrass themselves. I hope Varda's right and you're indicating a short break. If it's a goodbye, I'm going to cry. And curse.

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  16. AlexandraJuly 18, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    Oh my gosh.

    GET THE EFF OUT.

    What fun we could have with me, you, one sofa, a bottle.

    or two.

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  17. tootertotzJuly 18, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...you will be missed. I'll be looking forward to the day when what you 'gotta do' is get back to blogging.

    Enjoy the summer with both little nuggets!

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  18. K DubsJuly 18, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    I can never *UN* see that... or Un-hear it..

    oh my...

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  19. MeJuly 18, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    Okay, true story time: tonight at dinner, my hubs was telling me about his day. It seems he was out on a delivery when he spotted a woman at a bus stop, off in the distance. A large woman, who was apparently wearing a sweatshirt, despite the 90-degree heatwave. When they got closer, his mind was slightly blown when his co-worker pointed out that her naked boobs were literally hanging out the bottom of her shirt, like below waist level.

    "Do you know who she reminded me of?" hubs asked. "Remember that toothless fat lady, singing Sweet Home Alabama on youtube...?"

    I kid you not. This very night.

    So with synchronicity like THAT going on, I refuse to believe that you are hinting at an exit here...

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  20. ElizabethJuly 19, 2011 at 2:49 AM

    Damn. I wish you wouldn't. I wish you'd just put your missing tooth under your pillow and wait for the tooth fairy.

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  21. JenJuly 19, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    Are you saying that you only have one tooth left?

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  22. MommaKissJuly 19, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    for the love of CHRIST, that's just not right.

    You know i will still stalk you, blog or not. Bitch please, you can't escape me.

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  23. UnknownJuly 19, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    I have started and stopped 3 different times my comments on this post.

    Seriously? A world without your blog is a place I just don't want to be in.

    You make me laugh and cry usually in the same post. I love that you don't post often, makes you all the more special.

    And hello, the teen years will be here before you know. We NEED to know about that. "Owen" will be quite the playa I am sure.

    "Bea" is friggin hilarious. Her quips alone are worth keeping the page alive.

    You'll be like the most special guest on the blog roll. A gem of fabulous every once and again.

    Plus, I will likely start to hate old people again, if you aren't around to remind me that they are human. Just sayin.

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  24. Lobster Gram Recipe BlogJuly 19, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    Wow...now that's a tooth right there.

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  25. JulieJuly 19, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    Thanks for the reminder to schedule routine dental check-ups for the entire family.

    Done.

    As for the rest of it, well.

    I hope it's just for the summer. (which I get completely because, as I told you, this one's kicking my ass.)

    But either way, you are very special.

    (I know. I'm damn corny. But it's true.)

    So I'll stop there.
    Because.

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  26. PseudoJuly 20, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    so, what is over since the fat lady sang?

    And don't tell me it's your blogging cause you are my favorite writer.

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  27. Just A Normal MomJuly 20, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    I am speechless. Which doesn't happen very often. That was just wrong.

    The fat lady hasn't really sung, has she?

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  28. KimJuly 20, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    You're going to the dentist. That is all.

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  29. LizbethJuly 20, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    There are only a few times I can say this and this is one of them.

    "I got nothin."

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  30. Mrs. TunaJuly 23, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    Make it stop....for the love of god, make it stop.

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  31. jillsmoJuly 23, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    Okay. I didn't get this when you posted it. Totally did not understand your point here. Then I read The Empress' latest post, and the comments, and put it together. Okay. I'm slow.

    I want to be supportive and tell you to take care of yourself, and your family comes first, and if your heart's not in it you should do it and who cares what we think and blah blah blah, but all I can think of is... FUCK NO! You don't get to leave. You're my Fairy BlogMother, goddammit!

    hmmmph

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  32. JacquieJuly 28, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    lazy bitch

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  33. essbeseeJuly 28, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    This is sadly not the first time I've seen this video. But if there is some cryptic shite going on here like you are done blogging, I understand, but you better e-mail me and apologize formally.

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  34. creative kerfuffleJuly 29, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    you're really just on sabbatical or hiatus right? you'll be back. i just know it. because i believe in a world w/ bad words.

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  35. AnonymousJuly 31, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    I found your blog yesterday and read the whole *damned thing*. You're an incredible writer. I will keep checking back no matter if the fat lady sings in this post or not. I simply do not believe you are done telling your story. I am not done reading it.
    Erika

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  36. BethanyAugust 1, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    Who told the bitch she could sing? You can't stop writing, you are one of the rare sane people I have found with blogs. Who else can make me cry and make me laugh hysterically in the same post.

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  37. W.C.CampAugust 4, 2011 at 3:16 AM

    "People of You Tube" - those words have never scared me more. Sadly though this Penn Jellette woman has more rhythm than I do and I really think her back-up singers aren't half-bad!! W.C.C.

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  38. AnonymousAugust 4, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    I too love your blog and will be very sad if you stop!! I love your stories about work and the stories of your kiddos! Please don't stop blogging!!

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  39. UnknownAugust 5, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    I made it to "I think it's a sin" and had to bail. That right there just might be a sin in and of itself. *shudders*

    Now I have to go read The Empress to see if I can figure out the meaning...

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  40. Mama BadgerAugust 10, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Wait, where is your family from? You're not going to stop blogging, you're simply moving back home, right? Because I wuvs you and would miss you if you left. And your kids crack me the hell up.

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  41. KristineAugust 15, 2011 at 6:13 AM

    I am awarding you the Versatile Blogger Award!
    See my blog for details!
    http://www.kristinesplace.com/blog/?p=4465

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  42. drollgirlAugust 29, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    OH
    EM
    GEEEEEEEEE

    suddenly i feel skinny! and svelte!

    but she can still out-sing me. anybody can.

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  43. KatySeptember 5, 2011 at 12:48 AM

    I finally get my booty over here and this is what I find?!? But your stories! Your old people! Owen! I need to read more!!!

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  44. RebeccaSeptember 12, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    This video makes me so happy that I have the money to visit the dentist for myself and for my kids.

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