Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Some Are Silver And The Others Gold

Don't you just hate it when your Mom finds your blog?

Thank fuck I don't know that feeling.

But Sherri does.  She's one of my first regular readers.  I've been reading The Claw for what, three years now?  Until her Mom found it.  And Sherri did exactly what I'd do if my Mom found mine (which will never happen as my Mom doesn't know what a computer is let alone how to turn it on, let alone what she had for breakfast); she scrapped The Claw *sniff* and has launched a brandy new secret squirrel blog with the ass kickingest name ever:

Post Taste

If you like good movies and good music and good style in general, go check her new digs out.  If you don't like any of those things, at least you'll get some good eye candy as her boyfriend is none other than the fuckhawt Ryan Gosling.

A newer friend who has a blog with an equally kisk ass name Is That A Promise Or a Threat posted this song this week, and it sent me into full on obsession:



This song makes me want to go and get my heart broken, pull up a patch of grass under a tree and get wasted drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.

Just gorgeous.

And this one? Might actually meet the approval of Sherri.



Whaddya think Ms. Post Taste? Admit it. Your head was boppin' and your toes a' tappin.

Also? It is a good thing that my current boyfriend and I have an open relationship becase:


Yeah. That's an Avett Brother.

Yes. Please.

Pretty please with me sugar on top.

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There was more to this post, stuff about Deaf kids with stripper names and Organic Turnip Farmers, you know, regular stuff, but I got all distracted with the hawtness and the drunkness, so I'm going to stop here.

27 comments:

  1. Oh, god yes. Yes. YES. YESSSSS. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

    Go and find Pretty Girl at the Airport. Seriously. Do it.

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  2. It's not so much my mom reading my blog that keeps me from being me... it's more every other family member (ie the husband's dad) and my ex-husband. Grr.

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  3. I dread the day my mom finds out. I hope it never happens. Not only will I be written out of her life/will entirely, but I'm pretty sure she'd kill me. She's 5ft of Irish fire. And much like how a cat plays with it's prey before killing it, she'd do the same to me. Probably make me Lifetime television non-stop whilst sawing off my legs Kathy Bates style.

    That last picture...hellooooooooo Mr. Man! I call dibs!

    p.s. Never had a turnip in my entire life. True story.

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  4. That should have said watch lifetime tv. Motha fucka.

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  5. Hi.
    I'm a lurker. I fucking love that you say fuck all the time. Speak fluent ASL. Love your perspective on life. If you like the Avett Brothers you should listen to Mumford and Sons. Start here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E

    Bailee

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  6. My daily dose of funny. Love the label at the end.

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  7. BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
    Why American men should boycott American women

    http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/

    I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

    BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

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  8. Yes, I too thank God that my mother doesn't know how to turn on a computer. I am also glad that my husband doesn't know what a blog is. Although the other day, he said "Is that a threat or a promise?" to something I had said, and I just about had a STROKE, thinking he was onto me. False alarm and bad coincidence though. Phew!

    Glad you are enjoying the music (and the eye candy!). And thanks for the link!!
    -C

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  9. Before my mom died I seriously considered introducing her to my blog. And my tattoo.

    seriously

    like those brothers with long hair. hot

    xoxoxo

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  10. thanks for the plug - you are awesome. and i'm not as much of a music snob as you think. i dig the avett bros. hard not to. thanks dude, you are definitely gold in my book.

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  11. I love every boy you mentioned in this post. Love.

    My mom has found my blog. She's better known as "anonymous" since she can't figure out how to comment as herself.

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  12. Must fill iPod with this music NOW!

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  13. Very true...moms and mother-in-laws and grandmothers reading the blog, definitely have a passive way of censoring my blog. That's why I come and read your stuff...I can get all my fuck, shit, damns out.

    :0)

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  14. Wow. Yep, wow. I'd like some of that please.

    Yeah, my mom reads my blog - and she doesn't comment on the blog, but instead sends me emails with comments about it. I curse the day I let her know about it. #$%#^@%#@$!!!!! Obviously there are things I don't post BECAUSE of her. Yes, I love my mom, but still.

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  15. I pray to God daily that no pre-blog people find my blog. Meaning, I'd love to meet lots of bloggy friends, but nobody who knew me before blog. Do I even make sense....this is stressful thinking mom would find my blog.

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  16. Brand new fan of those brothers. Mmm hm. They have a youtube mix of 40 songs.

    Was at Sherri's new place last night! I'd be pretty much ok If my mom found the blog but not others.

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  17. Wow

    What a slap in the face.

    Ryan has been mine since half full full half nelson and lars and the real girl.

    Will I get over this.

    ANd..how did S's mom find her blog???

    QUick. I'm worried.

    I'll be 2 the 2 others: I love what you love and am a blind sheep when it comes to you.

    Also, sending you this to love:

    Florence and the machine

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWOyfLBYtuU

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  18. Yes please w/ me on top! Best sentence EVER!

    Off to find some personal time to get to know a couple of boys/men. YUM!

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  19. Sigh. I just keep listening to that. I'm so glad I can get to YouTube at work.

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  20. Ok, first off--DAMN that is good music. Am adding to my player now. Fucking awesome.

    Second, I'm so thankful that my mom is as big a skank as I am...I will never have to stop blogging because of her.

    Third, I fall more in love with you ladies EVERY DAY! Florence is the shit, Empress! Have been listening to her for almost 2 years now. Brilliant.

    And the two other blogs...LURVE them.

    Ok, I'm all done with the caps lock now. As you were. xox

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  21. I can listen, but can't watch due to excessive ex-husband vibe. Ick. Which means I can't concur with hotness. Which is fine for you anyway... :-) xo

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  22. You know he's really something because he still looks hot and he's holding a banjo. That's like the most uncool instrument ever.

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  23. Sometimes, you only need hotness. The end. Amen.

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  24. I think Im safe. I mean..my mom does know how to use a computer but she can't read so....

    Them damned Scotch-Irish indy bands are killin' me. Got any pictures of Avett brothers in kilts....and maybe standing on their heads.....

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  25. Whew! Must shed a layer of winter clothes...too much HOTNESS!!

    Yeah, my mom is computer illiterate, too. Thank Jesus. My in-laws read my blog fucks, bitch, twatwaffles and all. I figure they can either (after 15 years) appreciate my honesty, or stop reading. I have found the whole blogging thing to be too liberating to censor myself. Well, fir the most part. I do go to THE DIVE BAR to bitch about The Hubs. Thanks, Jilsmo. :)

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  26. I used to have a blog that my mom read, and every day she would call me up to discuss what I had written. I thought I was in hell. I'm pretty sure I was. I was.

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  27. I have just downloaded iStripper, and now I can watch the hottest virtual strippers on my desktop.

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