tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post6999884252571523813..comments2023-12-15T03:19:31.420-05:00Comments on Bad Words: Giftstulpenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09244442556884959190noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-5767743190386202762010-12-30T14:35:02.967-05:002010-12-30T14:35:02.967-05:00The video had me. My girls love the If you give a ...The video had me. My girls love the If you give a pig a party/a mouse a cookie books. He did a phenomenal job and I could tell Bea loved listening. ANd he was proud of himself.<br /><br />LOVE.<br /><br />more than the snarky cards and the playboy.<br /><br />le sigh. that video just made my day.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214914707096410664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-35354363356349424202010-12-29T12:33:46.944-05:002010-12-29T12:33:46.944-05:00Playboy has a special Christmas edition?
Please, ...Playboy has a special Christmas edition?<br /><br />Please, please, please tell me a playmate dressed as Rudolph makes an apperance.<br /><br />It would only be right.Megan (Best of Fates)http://www.bestoffates.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-54261703685002258352010-12-29T11:28:35.593-05:002010-12-29T11:28:35.593-05:00Kids being literate is totally overrated. My Oldes...Kids being literate is totally overrated. My Oldest likes to read my Tweets, but that Owen is too adorable.<br /><br />It's raining here. Ask Bea what I can do with that shit.<br /><br />Merriest of Christmases and Happiest of New Years my dear Tulpen, you skanky slut, you. <br /><br />Christmas Playboy. Nice.Ashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16041241998702255016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-47039501216357712952010-12-28T06:54:16.223-05:002010-12-28T06:54:16.223-05:00"Oh my COW!" I think that will just hav..."Oh my COW!" I think that will just have to be my new phrase for 2011. Thanks, Owen! <br /><br />You know I only come here to steal your stuff. :-)<br /><br />Bea's "The trees are all snowed up." reminds me of my neighbor's son when it hailed a few years back. (a very rare thing in FL) <br />"Mom! It's jumpin' eggs!"Smart Mouth Broadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12157189992200894945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-29585493590479826022010-12-27T15:49:17.944-05:002010-12-27T15:49:17.944-05:00You are a blessed woman. My sister hasn't made...You are a blessed woman. My sister hasn't made me laugh in about twenty years.<br /><br />Merry Christmas!Joey Lynn Rescinitihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06219074986338894660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-32882452107665167892010-12-26T22:33:11.776-05:002010-12-26T22:33:11.776-05:00Wow, talk about joy to the world. Great reading, ...Wow, talk about joy to the world. Great reading, Owenboy, and love the "check out my bad self" looks over to Bea. Tee-riffic snarky cards; beats the hell out of the fruit of the month club. And wait: Borders sells Playboy? Live and learn...K A B L O O E Yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12995547356428809262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-7201311814870683522010-12-25T23:21:39.904-05:002010-12-25T23:21:39.904-05:00Merriest of everything to you and yours Creepy. Y...Merriest of everything to you and yours Creepy. You make me laugh and you keep it so real.<br /><br />Cheers!Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-90085262455892615012010-12-24T16:22:01.314-05:002010-12-24T16:22:01.314-05:00I didn't even know there was a special Christm...I didn't even know there was a special Christmas Playboy? I wish I was brave enough to buy it for my husband, but my mother lives with us so that is OUT, lol. With our luck she'd totally find it.Laural Out Loudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07752808766555503042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-26970919364533997232010-12-24T09:46:28.702-05:002010-12-24T09:46:28.702-05:00Is there are Christmas Juggs? You should totally a...Is there are Christmas Juggs? You should totally ask but not there.<br /><br />Also, your kids are lovely.<br /><br />Also also, MommaKiss made me laugh hard with her comment. I think we already established that drunk commenting is the best sort of commenting.<br /><br />Merry Christmas Tulpen!!! xoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-78382416333153242982010-12-24T01:48:49.666-05:002010-12-24T01:48:49.666-05:00All gifts, truly. Aren't kids and snow just t...All gifts, truly. Aren't kids and snow just the best? Makes me sad we're not back East for the holidays.<br /><br />Have a Merry Christmas, Creepy! Love you and your sarcastic-ass blog.Tarjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11602322797314516728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-80644685674884301012010-12-23T22:33:01.665-05:002010-12-23T22:33:01.665-05:00Best. Cards. Evah.
Love this post, too.
Hope y...Best. Cards. Evah. <br /><br />Love this post, too. <br /><br />Hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!!!<br /><br />(With lots of wine for you. Wink-wink)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-32735129961647575772010-12-23T19:15:44.260-05:002010-12-23T19:15:44.260-05:00There are so many great things in this post! Chris...There are so many great things in this post! Christmas Playboy, the game called Play.In.The.Snow, and that sweet, sweet voice reading that book. I could listen to that all day.<br /><br />And the snarky cards are hysterical! I would love to send a few to some people, but wouldn't be able to admit they were from me.<br /><br />Merry Christmas to you...Sherrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13980063502482258767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-40208433421194130962010-12-23T13:18:22.615-05:002010-12-23T13:18:22.615-05:00Excellent reading, Owen!
When my son was diagnos...Excellent reading, Owen! <br /><br />When my son was diagnosed with severe hearing loss, I remember freaking out, wondering how a child could learn to read when he couldn't hear. An ignorant and irrational fear, but one that plagued me. Listening to my son, when he finally learned to read, was such a delicious sensation. <br /><br />Love, love, love the cards. Especially the bit about fake-family being better than the real thing. That's so very true... though it sounds like you were lucky to get a cool sister!<br /><br />Merry Christmas!Mrs.Mayhemhttp://www.motheringmayhem.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-13029379481263856722010-12-23T09:08:41.506-05:002010-12-23T09:08:41.506-05:00oh my cow. those cards are hilarious. i really sho...oh my cow. those cards are hilarious. i really should get that stocking stuffer for my hubby. you are a good wife.essbeseehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05745117719761568320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-42801713096125787512010-12-22T21:57:56.129-05:002010-12-22T21:57:56.129-05:00A) i want to see your kids rumbble around in the s...A) i want to see your kids rumbble around in the snow.<br />b) i'm drunkm<br />c) i want some of those cards, creepy<br />d) are your kids cute or WHAT THEFUCK?<br />3) i'm drunk<br />g)did I mention? i'm sitting next t omy recovering alkie mother. the one who hasn't drunk for 30 or 34 or 35 years. <br /><br />h( i'm so awesome you want me over for christams evil.MommaKisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09443553798728370645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-24457643729362804582010-12-22T21:46:10.773-05:002010-12-22T21:46:10.773-05:00Thank you for the smile. Needed that after a long...Thank you for the smile. Needed that after a long day today. I will raise my hot whiskey glass to you and wish you a Merry Christmas!Wild Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09653340334412641577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-55569340542866199992010-12-22T19:59:19.303-05:002010-12-22T19:59:19.303-05:00"Oh my Cow." I might have to steal that ..."Oh my Cow." I might have to steal that one. <br /><br />Those cards are a little disturbing--I'm not gonna lie.Katyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02189007616883663434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-84516007564760234122010-12-22T19:54:28.579-05:002010-12-22T19:54:28.579-05:00Who's he calling a cow??? Love that book and ...Who's he calling a cow??? Love that book and all those "if you give a yada a yada" books". <br /><br />Have a wonderful Christmas...give my best to my fake family of movie/etsy/elefantens!!!Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10901229142046583059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-10069652170664630982010-12-22T19:39:38.595-05:002010-12-22T19:39:38.595-05:00BAH! what a post! of course the cards and playboy...BAH! what a post! of course the cards and playboy story are my favorites! <br /><br />HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND ALL OF THAT SHIT! :)drollgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17098844996589898590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-76383469833024234712010-12-22T19:15:51.888-05:002010-12-22T19:15:51.888-05:00LOVE.LOVE.Julia O'Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16330856629856439993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-66003077939192876352010-12-22T16:39:00.664-05:002010-12-22T16:39:00.664-05:00My favorite is "Oh my cow!"
lol.
So sw...My favorite is "Oh my cow!"<br /><br />lol.<br /><br />So sweet. :)Kelly Deneen Raymondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00684897300147309196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-9259334945612402302010-12-22T16:34:57.317-05:002010-12-22T16:34:57.317-05:00Ha! Festive post!Ha! Festive post!Mwahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00954216492730746581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-30889377495924179122010-12-22T15:25:15.169-05:002010-12-22T15:25:15.169-05:00Hmmmm... I wonder what Shane's reaction would ...Hmmmm... I wonder what Shane's reaction would be if I were to put the Christmas Playboy in his stocking? ;)Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13655298574868899841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-189640606115494962010-12-22T14:18:46.670-05:002010-12-22T14:18:46.670-05:00Those cards??? WANT.Those cards??? WANT.Dani Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14784014166868984046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-83104142508874552832010-12-22T13:20:21.120-05:002010-12-22T13:20:21.120-05:00Pillow Fight! Love the enthusiasm. I could use s...Pillow Fight! Love the enthusiasm. I could use some enthusiasm about now, ready to jingle my way into a bottle.Nubianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07684802193733592184noreply@blogger.com