tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post2991213991483859495..comments2023-12-15T03:19:31.420-05:00Comments on Bad Words: Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?tulpenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09244442556884959190noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-91444935949131773012011-02-09T20:59:40.600-05:002011-02-09T20:59:40.600-05:00I am truly sorry about your week, but that is the ...I am truly sorry about your week, but that is the funniest shit I have ever read. You know know how people say ROFL or that "tears were rolling down my cheeks?" Well, i actually MEAN it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-69421064226790053192011-02-09T08:36:07.297-05:002011-02-09T08:36:07.297-05:00Did I tell you I've been to your tiny speck of...Did I tell you I've been to your tiny speck of the states? Probably not, since we just met. <br /><br />Yeah, we were there, a few years ago, the day after Christmas to visit my sister-in-law who has a vacation home up there. The first thing this brainiac did was go around asking every Vermonter where in the hell the Walmarts are. I needed cheap snow boots for my Florida girls who would have outgrown them before they could use them again. I don't think your people liked me very much. <br /><br />My girls loved it for about 3 days and then they'd had enough of the darkness that comes so early in the winter, the snow and ice, the bundles of clothes they had to layer in. They are not hardy girls, these southern belles. We spent most of our time after that at the Trapp Family Lodge. They comforted themselves with hot chocolate, we drank wine. <br /><br />And hives on your fucking feet? What the hell? That's some bad shit there. You need to use my birth control, that whorey uterus of mine is gone. Good riddance to that bitch. <br /><br />Come to Florida. We have sunshine. And no ice. And some of us have wine.Joann Mannixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11163491824085428085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-46989752547811052572011-02-05T22:07:35.417-05:002011-02-05T22:07:35.417-05:00I would've milked that fall for all it was wor...I would've milked that fall for all it was worth. And the hives, too. We're talking massive paid days off for temp disability. Who knew you were a much better person than me?!Laural Out Loudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07752808766555503042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-85782309557281702782011-02-05T19:49:00.285-05:002011-02-05T19:49:00.285-05:00Best. Birth. Control. Ever.
If I hadn't sent...Best. Birth. Control. Ever. <br /><br />If I hadn't sent The TO to see Mack The Knife I'd be using the same one. <br /><br />Hope this week is a better one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-83654676907137333902011-02-05T12:03:52.613-05:002011-02-05T12:03:52.613-05:00Oh yeah sister. That is one fucked up week. Hives?...Oh yeah sister. That is one fucked up week. Hives? Ice? All of it is bullshit. <br />But you made me feel better about my shitty week.<br />Maybe we're both mental.The mad woman behind the bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15329865928939993983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-73757360660588178092011-02-05T11:11:24.581-05:002011-02-05T11:11:24.581-05:00Um, you win the crappy week award. The wringer tha...Um, you win the crappy week award. The wringer that my teenager has put me through the past few days is nothing compared to your week.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-37267344973153487522011-02-05T09:11:40.421-05:002011-02-05T09:11:40.421-05:00"how I maintained my sanity is a mystery"..."how I maintained my sanity is a mystery"<br />*holy shit, no one's told Tulps that she hasn't been sane for fucking YEARS!!*Dani Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14784014166868984046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-35240311543882706692011-02-04T21:27:50.752-05:002011-02-04T21:27:50.752-05:00Boy. You sure do make me miss the nursing home. I ...Boy. You sure do make me miss the nursing home. I can't wait to go back to work there someday when my knees are even more jacked up.<br /><br />I'm gonna get one of those clear plastic dividers you use for Siamese fighting fish but for my children. I'm an only child so I don't get the sibling fighting thing. Pushes me right over the edge.<br /><br />The tiny print at the end is my favorite part of this installment of Go Fuck Yourself.All This Trouble...https://www.blogger.com/profile/00500426849293742171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-23764969970669984052011-02-04T18:56:56.172-05:002011-02-04T18:56:56.172-05:00You still have sex? Pffft. Get yourself on an an...You still have sex? Pffft. Get yourself on an anti-depressant and you'll be having none of that shit.Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10901229142046583059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-33939615121945011322011-02-04T15:24:42.848-05:002011-02-04T15:24:42.848-05:00I'm hijacking the hookers as a form of birth c...I'm hijacking the hookers as a form of birth control line. Thanks for entertaining us with your craptastic week.Poppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16488870957679945837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-32388880836509768972011-02-04T12:37:20.632-05:002011-02-04T12:37:20.632-05:00Please disregard the extra "to" in the a...Please disregard the extra "to" in the above sentence. No I have not started on the wine, YET... may be doing that after my Doc visit at noon.Nubianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07684802193733592184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-90879280504423809152011-02-04T12:36:07.636-05:002011-02-04T12:36:07.636-05:00Do you need to me to ship wine and chocolates?
Wh...Do you need to me to ship wine and chocolates?<br /><br />What a fuckity-fuck-fucker-fucking week.Nubianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07684802193733592184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-28601470173820605742011-02-04T12:35:45.412-05:002011-02-04T12:35:45.412-05:00Cute kids. It's a good thing they come out of...Cute kids. It's a good thing they come out of you cute, because if birth control means hives on your feet? Yeah, I'd risk another.Mama Badgerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14728171552859416176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-19047258733970327272011-02-04T10:44:19.782-05:002011-02-04T10:44:19.782-05:00Life IS pain, highness. Anyone who tells you other...Life IS pain, highness. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.<br /><br />Oh? You were not referencing the Princess Bride? Well, I am. <br /><br />No go cut some bitches to the pain.KLZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07148991868974040605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-3955852940149344512011-02-04T10:35:58.251-05:002011-02-04T10:35:58.251-05:00Is there some way I can paypal you a donation to y...Is there some way I can paypal you a donation to your wine fund?<br /><br />Hives on your feet and hands?! WTF? Was it from an IUD? Oy.Kelly Deneen Raymondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00684897300147309196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-4585431178695525632011-02-04T10:05:52.080-05:002011-02-04T10:05:52.080-05:00Hey I have the name of a great Urologist that can ...Hey I have the name of a great Urologist that can help you in the Birth Control department ;) he helped us this past October! lets just hope he did the job right cause lazy ass hubby hasn't bothered to take his "sample" in for checking! oh and he has a hot nurse if that helps-BTW wtf is up with that, why does a hot chick decide that is the nursing profession for her??<br /><br />oh and Abby loves to use the wrong finger for pointing all the time, my son freaks out and yells at her about it, I find it a little funny.Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09392706956841158519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-4729347934503345382011-02-04T08:45:34.787-05:002011-02-04T08:45:34.787-05:00rach: "Pound Salt Up Your Ass". or just...rach: "Pound Salt Up Your Ass". or just plain "Pound Salt" isn't mine. I got it from a friend I went to college with... maybe is a Canadian thing? I don't know. But don't want to take credit. But use it in good health of course!<br /><br />Mrs. Tuna: I cannot tell if you are trying to be funny or a jerk. Either is fine really. I just need clarification, as clearly, I am not very bright.tulpenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09244442556884959190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-16055106756538842412011-02-03T23:36:13.660-05:002011-02-03T23:36:13.660-05:00No comment I can ever leave here will do your post...No comment I can ever leave here will do your posts justice. Seriously, you are too funny...this is my favorite line:<br /><br />"and went down hard. Not in the fun way."<br /><br />But hives on your feet and all that other crap? Really NOT cool. Hope next week is better.Sherrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13980063502482258767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-67558136804604098942011-02-03T23:10:00.179-05:002011-02-03T23:10:00.179-05:00While you're waiting why don't you Pound S...While you're waiting why don't you Pound Salt Up Your Ass".<br /><br />so first of all- I'm stealing this and saying I made it up and keeping forever locked in my treasure chest of awesome saysing. (ok just kidding I'll tell them who made it up, cause you know, I could totally see you attacking me with salt if I didn't)(but I am keeping this saying forever)<br /><br />Secondly- hives on your feet? holy shit. That SUCKS. I smell class action law suit? no? at least its been snowing so much there are plenty of snow banks...glass half full? eh? <br /><br />I hope next week goes better! I hear the groundhog saw no shadow so maybe spring will be on its way soon!rachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09385817990235633378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-77570146719108396252011-02-03T22:41:15.170-05:002011-02-03T22:41:15.170-05:00You fuckin need to expand your vocab.You fuckin need to expand your vocab.Mrs. Tunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547957015150000116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-49519700615032020582011-02-03T19:18:15.124-05:002011-02-03T19:18:15.124-05:00Yeah. That's a pretty effing terrible week.
...Yeah. That's a pretty effing terrible week. <br /><br />Birth control is such crap. Really. I have a friend who's brand gave her a clot in her brain. Not cool. Not cool at all.Katyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02189007616883663434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-69260958399679786062011-02-03T18:42:44.776-05:002011-02-03T18:42:44.776-05:00Bea n Owen are awesome even when shes flippin him ...Bea n Owen are awesome even when shes flippin him the bird.<br /><br />Sounds like your 4 days in hell ENDED well!<br /><br />btw my kids all sign "fuck you" now when that song comes on the radio. Mia loves the video.<br /><br />I just had to stop her from posting it on her facebook page.<br /><br />xoxoxomichellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09861251743062824891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-46058019295320392702011-02-03T18:41:00.482-05:002011-02-03T18:41:00.482-05:00I totally love your birth control
"I'm g...I totally love your birth control <br />"I'm going to pick up some extra shifts and get Al a couple hookers a week"Rebeccahttp://landlock-mo.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-84626307633145082252011-02-03T17:36:05.151-05:002011-02-03T17:36:05.151-05:00Our facility manager has been out sick this week. ...Our facility manager has been out sick this week. For the first time ever, the snow removal in our driveway and front entrance was done right. <br /><br />Hang in there, it's Thursday. xoxoxocheatymoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-787631511810219240.post-15216439742873181302011-02-03T15:24:19.377-05:002011-02-03T15:24:19.377-05:00What kind of fucked up birth control can give you ...What kind of fucked up birth control can give you hives on your feet? Sweet cheeses.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17255628836689794311noreply@blogger.com